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  1. BurtJarvis
    BurtJarvis United States Oct 15, 2017 12:52 pm In Jokes
    my favorite part of an orgy is the cuddling at the end.
  1. BurtJarvis
    BurtJarvis United States Oct 15, 2017 12:52 pm In Jokes
    costco rep: our regular plan is $60/year and our gold plan is $120/year.

    me: that's expensive. Is there a plan for eating samples only?
  1. BurtJarvis
    BurtJarvis United States Oct 15, 2017 12:52 pm In Jokes
    spirit1: where have you been?

    spirit2: I was competing at the boolympics.

    spirit1: how’d it go?

    spirit2: I won the ghouled medal.
  1. BurtJarvis
    BurtJarvis United States Oct 15, 2017 12:51 pm In Jokes
    [starbucks]

    me: can i take some wifi home with me?

    barista: um. sure(?)

    me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.

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