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[stops and picks flowers in front of date]
"that's so sweet"
[thinking about how I'll do anything to screw over bees] huh?

me: dad where do babies come from
"I'll tell you when you're older"
me: [pulls car over] i think I'm old enough to know

You guys didn't leave out milk and cookies for Jesus every Sunday? Weird. We stopped after my dad got diabetes.