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whenever i'm driving and see someone singing along with the same song as me, i follow them until they freak out and crash into a median

i call a spade a spade. i call a shovel a spade. a rake a spade. a trowel a spade. a hoe a spade. a scythe a spade. an ax a spade. a pitchf—

I couldn't remember the term "hazmat suit," so I called it a "science burqa."