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    Jokes 04 Nov, 2017 07:07 am
    I said to the doctor: “The older I get, the more I spread gossip.” He said: “That’s Rumourtism.”
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    Jokes 04 Nov, 2017 07:06 am
    Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here.’ Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
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    Jokes 04 Nov, 2017 07:06 am
    The boss of a paint company has died of hypothermia whilst trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat.
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    Jokes 01 Nov, 2017 05:47 pm
    Chinese takeaway - £9 Delivery charge - £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless.
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    Jokes 01 Nov, 2017 03:58 pm
    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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    Jokes 13 Mar, 2017 05:26 pm
    Got fired today. First day on the job as a masseur Apparently the instruction to 'finish on her face' didn't mean what I thought it meant!

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