Comments posted by Shit Jokes

I said to the doctor: “The older I get, the more I spread gossip.” He said: “That’s Rumourtism.”

Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here.’ Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?

The boss of a paint company has died of hypothermia whilst trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat.

Chinese takeaway - £9 Delivery charge - £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Got fired today. First day on the job as a masseur Apparently the instruction to 'finish on her face' didn't mean what I thought it meant!