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    Jokes 28 Oct, 2017 08:31 am
    WIFE: Do you have vanilla? "No" WIFE: Apple? "Nope" WIFE: Lavender? "Sorry" ME: Let's go, this guy lacks common scents
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    Jokes 12 Oct, 2017 09:58 pm
    PHYSICAL THERAPIST: I want you to work out with a resistance band ME: Ok [later at gym] ME: *works out to Rage Against the Machine*

Scary Terry

I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME travel magazine.

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