Comments posted by Lord Kilmister

I saw a red door and wanted to paint it black. Home Depot was out of black so I stripped the paint and used a nice walnut stain instead.

I dated a Wiccan once. So yeah, I have watched Hocus Pocus and the Craft back to back.

Recessed lighting and an open concept are key factors in turning a haunted house into a haunted home.

I’ll say this about Eminem. No entertainer has done more for your mom’s spaghetti than he has.

Medieval Executioner: I can’t get this damn Guillotine to work. Me: Did you try turning it off and back on again?

Patton: We need a battle song *I start playing Full House theme P: what’s this? Me: You might not be ready but your kids are gonna love it

Christmas is my favorite Die Hard movie.

Me: I’ll have a venti frap with no whip Bartender: we only have bathtub gin Me: I’ll have a venti gin with no whip