Comments posted by Lord Kilmister

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    Jokes 30 Oct, 2017 10:10 pm
    I saw a red door and wanted to paint it black. Home Depot was out of black so I stripped the paint and used a nice walnut stain instead.
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    Jokes 22 Oct, 2017 08:30 pm
    I dated a Wiccan once. So yeah, I have watched Hocus Pocus and the Craft back to back.
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    Jokes 19 Oct, 2017 10:17 pm
    Recessed lighting and an open concept are key factors in turning a haunted house into a haunted home.
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 08:58 pm
    I’ll say this about Eminem. No entertainer has done more for your mom’s spaghetti than he has.
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 08:53 pm
    Medieval Executioner: I can’t get this damn Guillotine to work. Me: Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 12:48 pm
    Patton: We need a battle song *I start playing Full House theme P: what’s this? Me: You might not be ready but your kids are gonna love it
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 12:48 pm
    Christmas is my favorite Die Hard movie.
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 12:47 pm
    Me: I’ll have a venti frap with no whip Bartender: we only have bathtub gin Me: I’ll have a venti gin with no whip

Lord Kilmister

Founder & writer of the @theObscureGents . Co-host of the @12ForaPenny podcast.

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