Comments posted by Kevin Isthatbag

Flying squirrels are just like regular squirrels. Except they have a pilots licence Duh

I asked her if she spit or swallowed and she slapped my face. So now you can't ask what she does with her bubble gum? Girls are weird.

Women spend hours to look perfect for a date. Men are dressed and ready in 8 mins and half of that was helicoptering our dick in the shower