Comments posted by Internet Hippo

Inspiring to watch 2017 America wrestle with difficult philosophical questions like “Should people have health care” and “Are nazis bad”

julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me

football would be more exciting if they took the penalized yards out of the football player’s actual property

I love getting older and constantly discovering new and terrifying ways in which I’m gross now

Trump is amazing if u think about it. To live 70 years without a single moment of self awareness or reflection. Science will study his brain

The only thing you need to know about our world is that they made a human centipede movie, and then they made two more