Comments posted by George Wallace

There should be more ninjas, but they work normal jobs. Like, you have no idea how your food got to your table without seein' anyone. NINJA!

I straight up chew bubble gum and blow bubbles with chewing gum I don't give a shit what the man says.

Think I'm gonna write one of them sexy books with folks just makin' intercourse all the time, on the beach and on boats and whatnot.