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    Jokes 30 Oct, 2017 09:49 pm
    [stops and picks flowers in front of date] "that's so sweet" [thinking about how I'll do anything to screw over bees] huh?
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    Jokes 15 Oct, 2017 01:08 pm
    me: dad where do babies come from "I'll tell you when you're older" me: [pulls car over] i think I'm old enough to know
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    Jokes 13 Mar, 2017 07:10 pm
    You guys didn't leave out milk and cookies for Jesus every Sunday? Weird. We stopped after my dad got diabetes.

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