Comments posted by Alan Strickland Williams

you simply must try eating ass darling it's just too die for

I think sometimes I can come off as pretentious and off-putting to people who are inferior to me and dumb.

If Trump goes, then it's Pence. And if Pence goes, then it's Ryan. And if Ryan goes, then it's Hatch. And if Hatch goes, then it's Fieri.

Every year I go around and take all the stuff everybody else gave up for lent and i wind up with so much shit it's crazy